Who are we?
We’re no different than you. Human, raw flesh, cankering in the cosmic radiation of space.
So what do we want?
Peace, a better roll at the dice, to be masters of our own destiny. You see from the very moment we’re born nothing is guaranteed besides the seasons of life.. from the very moment of conception pulling towards
What’s the abyss?
The abyss is the blackness that precedes the light. It is the curtain closing, end of act, on this observatory state. A moment as infinite as it is finite. A vacuous vapid mass. In the abyss what do you see? Well that depends on who’s looking. As they say, stare long enough and…you tell me? Whad'ya expect an applause?
What is the light?
All knowing, all illuminating. It sees all of who embrace it, no matter how knotted or seemingly corrupted it’s sight is thorough.
What is Heterodoxol?
Synthesized by Dr Okazaki in clandestine Tokyo, Heterodoxol affects the limbic system such that physical boundaries dissolve. The observer is set free...for the duration of the chemical's half-life. The observer is free-form and able to host itself in what appears to be an interminable amount of objects familiar and unfamiliar. It’s a serious objective of ours to map out this matrix, we prefer to call it the womb. Adept levels of meditation are advised before administration. The ability for one’s psyche (some have taken to colloquially referring to this as the parasite) to latch on and off as necessary will save us from having to put the pieces back together. Not that we really know how to fit the complex puzzle you are, but hey at least we try.
So what's with the sex stuff?
The human sees and mistakenly on a normative basis thinks "this is me", "this is mine". A compulsory overcompensation of survival instincts. The human seems unable to contend separating desire and instinct from fundamental truth. The universe dictates both prior notions fundamental untruths in the capacity that he insists to experience them, and yet he maddeningly persist, making his mark with these fundamental untruths as its premise, to the determent of its own species and all in its path. This is an aggressive delusion. The human thus denatures himself, the universe and his surroundings. The playful human creates corruption abound in his image, yet he is deadly serious. The human will undercut and undermine his own from birth as protocol for the most deluded among them. Drunken in its power, this is the way to supernova status...meaning implosion. An inner cumulative effect that combines with outside forces and...boom! wamzo! big ol' whammy! A firework celebrating its own inadequacies and delusions! Nothing but heavy metals and hot gasses after all. We seek to not perpetuate in this inferior perceptual model, as an inferior perceptual being. The womb hosts the opportunity for rebirth, a gift from our dear mother and guidance from our dear father.
You're followers of Jesus Christ?
You could say that and of course we do. Allow me to explain our meaning, origin, and nomenclature. The womb hosts a warmth that permeates and provides sustenance for all its inhabitants. The father takes lead for provisions of guidance. For the sake of ease and avoiding redundancy, we have borrowed conventions from the most prominent and popular mythos of our times. We have taken to calling all that is setting in the womb, Eden. All that is of mother’s nature, Mother Nature or Mary. All that is of guidance our Lord Jesus Christ.
How do we join?
Are you familiar with Moore’s Law? We’re preparing..rather at times beating our collective heads against the wall trying to ensure this doesn’t impede our continued progress. The ever-so optimistic crooks, (oligarchs and deluded “leaders of men” aka our delightful politicians.) won’t tell you this but..the technological engine that has been processing maths and shooting them out of our suppulous derrières, perpetuating us like a little rocket ship through all of our scientific woes is about to come to a come to a relatively near halt. We near the point that a single atom will be equal to the size of one transistor gate. Transistor gates are the predominant unit responsible for calculating logic in the brain of our computers, the CPU. Every ~2 years we have doubled the amount of transistors in a CPU die. We are near the point where this is no longer possible as our design is based on the laws of our understanding of "classical physics" (much like the ♫classical music♫, these tunes are bangers and deservedly classics! No doubt, deserving of a vinyl sleeve! Or a kidz bop jam session! Greatest hits BABY!, sorry..) and we reach their natural limits. We must utilize our very primitive, and frankly incomplete, understanding of Quantum physics to develop a Quantum computer. In the meantime, we are poised for a hard bottleneck with our over reliance on computers whose evolutionary path is hard-locked by the limits of "classical physics" (YOU ARE my fire!!! My one..desire!!!). We can subvert the grinding, sure, but at a cost. Introducing the classic, just use more CPUs! SERVER FARMS!! THE CLOUD FOR HOME USERS! OPTIMIZED CODE!!! ARM! These are transitional intermediary efforts that buy short bursts of time. Without some clever playfulness this hard wall we’re moving towards will be costly. Luckily clever playfulness is our game! We’ve got a “starship” raring to go and need some crew “starboard” and “portside”! Send us those Nmap scans! Port scan on portside! Join us!
Are you terrorists?
Haha okay, I see you've heard about our recent designation (oh! the indignity) by the Director of National Intelligence in the United States. The “Intelligence Community” believes we seek to become the world’s first fully distributed nation state. Meaning a nation state dispersed and enclosed within numerous other nation states’ physical borders. They believe we seek to establish a national currency using “cryptography & blockchain technologies”, host digital armies poised for disruption and so forth.. Tenacious and quite an unorthodoxy, they believe such a position is executable due to advances in technology, albeit precarious. They call us a virus, a corruption of the utmost degree, etc, etc, etc. We think they’re a bunch of baddies too.
Let’s us be clear,
