Everybody Hurts

Why my pleasure is your pain

Everybody hurts. We are the heirs of our forefathers, our inheritance.. guaranteed degradation and death. We suspect early in life our beloved universe of a parent gave us a fiver to have a jolly ol' time with only to snatch it away. That is what we will give our heirs, as our parents gave us, as their parents gave them.

Disease, war, death, domination, micro-chipping, your neighbors getting 5G before you and they don’t even want it, birds flight patterns rearranged with radio waves so they deliver Amazon packages. Why do these things happen? Simple, because we have sex. All of this suffering would be over so fucking quickly if we’d just stop having sex. Imagine the classical ethical deliberation the "trolley problem", one side is cessation of suffering the other a nice pair of tits or a dick. I mean what are we so reticent for! Next time you think about having sex..THINK AGAIN! Think about the exponential human suffering you will undoubtedly cause, that you WILL be responsible for! Join us.

Christoph Lachenmeier

HA! You know what they say, when you're pissed off get Christoph! I remember the first time I found out my parents had to have sex for me to even be born, needless to say I was disappointed! These days I just play Minecraft and wait for the abyss to to gloss over my tired eyes and absorb this son of a bitch planet!

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Justine Waters

Jesus is coming, it's really true! When we break the bonds that bind man to Earth. The savages have sex and delay progress, but if we all do our part the plagues that are prophesied will waste the rest of them away! Amen! Peace be to the players of the game, who game no longer!

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Bethanie Tanaka

My womb is a tomb. Procreation is death. Those who are remiss, don't understand my bliss. Join us for Minecraft night!

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Mauris Johnson

Today's the day we take what made us men and cast it back into the fires from which it came! Cum again I will not, come again I will not! Sex for pleasure I will not! It brings pain again, It causes pain for men! For a wee little pleasure, I will toss all the treasure?

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